“There are three signs of old age: the first is memory loss… I forget the other two.” Red Skelton
“There are three signs of old age: the first is memory loss… I forget the other two.” Red Skelton
Category: Funny words
“I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow is not looking good either.” Hilary Putnam
“Günde sadece bir kişiyi memnun edebilirim. Bugün senin günün değil, yarın da iyi görünmüyor.” Hilary Putnam […]
“If someone is having trouble getting up from their seat, they definitely have dirt on their bottoms.” Indian Proverb
“Eğer birileri oturduğu koltuktan kalkmakta sıkıntı yaşıyorsa, kesin altına pisletmiştir.” Hindistan Atasözü Kral Midas ve Altınları
“Remember, while your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp, prove it loaded.” Robert A. Heinlein
“Unutmayın, en iyi silahınız kulaklarınız arasında ve kafa derinizin altında olsa da, yüklü olduğunu kanıtlayın.” Robert […]
“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and realizing that there are still two hours left to sleep.” Charles M Schulz
“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and realizing that there are still two hours left to sleep.” Charles M. Schultz
“Be open-minded, but not so open as to let your brain out.” Groucho Marx
“Be open-minded, but not so open as to let your brain out.” Groucho Marx