{"id":20084,"date":"2016-01-14T11:37:17","date_gmt":"2016-01-14T11:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/e-motivasyon.net\/?p=20084"},"modified":"2022-12-11T13:05:07","modified_gmt":"2022-12-11T13:05:07","slug":"daniel-b-klein-oykuleri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/e-motivasyon.net\/en\/daniel-b-klein-oykuleri.html","title":{"rendered":"Daniel B. Klein Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #333300;\">Voohooana yerlilerinden birisi, bat\u0131l\u0131 bir antropolo\u011fa, \u201c2+2=5\u201d der. Antropolog merakla bu sonuca nas\u0131l ula\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 sorar. \u201cSayarak elbette.\u201d der yerli. \u201c\u00d6nce bir ipe iki d\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm att\u0131m. Sonra ba\u015fka bir ipe iki d\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm daha att\u0131m. \u0130ki ipi birbirine ba\u011flad\u0131m, be\u015f d\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm etti.&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #333300;\">***<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #333300;\"><strong>When Bob learns that his ailing father will be put on an enormous fortune after his death, he decides to find a woman he can enjoy with. One night, he goes to a singles bar and meets the most beautiful woman he&#039;s ever seen. The beauty of the woman took his breath away. He goes up to her and says I may look like an ordinary person, but my father will die in a week or two and leave me twenty million dollars. The woman is very impressed and leaves the bar that night with Bob. Three days later, she becomes Bob&#039;s stepmother.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #333300;\"><strong>***<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #333300;\"><strong>A woman sued a man for defamation for calling her a pig. The man is found guilty and sentenced to pay compensation. At the end of the trial, the man asked the judge, &quot;So I can&#039;t call Miss Harding a pig anymore?&quot; he asks.<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333300;\"><strong> &quot;Like that.&quot; says the judge.<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333300;\"><strong> \u201cWell, can I call a pig Miss Harding?\u201d<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333300;\"><strong> &quot;Of course.&quot; says the judge. You can call any pig Miss Harding.<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333300;\"><strong> The man then looks at Mrs. Harding, &quot;Good day, Mrs. Harding.&quot; says.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>Daniel B. Klein<\/strong><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voohooana yerlilerinden birisi, bat\u0131l\u0131 bir antropolo\u011fa, \u201c2+2=5\u201d der. 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