– Murphy's golden rule: He who has the gold makes the rule.
- Never do tomorrow's work today.
– If it doesn't, force it, if it breaks it should have changed anyway!
– If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.
It's easier to apologize than to get permission.
– The important thing is the name you manage to put on the events, not the events themselves.
– The weight of your shoes increases with the walking distance.
– Nothing is as good as it seems.
– The earlier you plan a job, the more likely it will go wrong.
– When you have to do something, you have to do something else first.
– The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the absurdity of your work.
– Do not try to grasp a falling object. Let it fall. It will take less damage.
